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CRAPLESS BUBBLE CRAPS SIMULATOR
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SMALL
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ALL
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TALL
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COME
PENDING
Set point first · next roll establishes come point
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FIELD
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3
4
9
10
11
12
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PASS LINE
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💸 THE CASINO TAKE METER
EXPECTED DRAIN
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what the math says you should lose
ACTUAL NET
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your real result so far
RUNNING COLD — EVEN — RUNNING HOT
"Keep playing. The math is on our side."
VIG COLLECTED
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LOAN FEES
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TOTAL FEES
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🔬 SESSION AUTOPSY
TOTAL WAGERED
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TOTAL WON BACK
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NET P&L
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RETURN RATE
YOUR HOUSE EDGE
COST PER ROLL
HANDS PLAYED
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AVG ROLLS/HAND
POINT CONV. RATE
VIG PAID
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LOAN FEES
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TOTAL FEES
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🎯 WHERE YOUR MONEY WENT
BET TYPE WAGERED NET EDGE
ROLL SOME DICE FIRST
🏦 BUY BETS vs PLACE BETS
Place bets pay near true odds. Buy bets pay true odds — but the casino charges a 5% commission (vig) on your win. Do the math and you'll see it only makes sense on certain numbers.
NUMBER TRUE ODDS PLACE PAYS PLACE EDGE BUY PAYS BUY EDGE VERDICT
42:19:56.67% 2:1 (−5%)4.76%BUY IT ✓
53:27:54.00% 3:2 (−5%)4.76%PLACE IT ✗
66:57:61.52% 6:5 (−5%)4.76%PLACE IT ✗
86:57:61.52% 6:5 (−5%)4.76%PLACE IT ✗
93:27:54.00% 3:2 (−5%)4.76%PLACE IT ✗
102:19:56.67% 2:1 (−5%)4.76%BUY IT ✓
💡 Some casinos charge vig only on wins — that drops the buy edge on 4&10 to 1.67%. Always ask.
☠️ THE CASINO'S PRICE LIST
Every bet has a price tag. This is what the casino extracts on average for every dollar you put at risk — forever, until you stop.
✅ LOWEST DRAIN (UNDER 2%)
Pass / Come1.41%
Pass / Come + Odds↓ to ~0.3%
Place 6 / 81.52%
Don't Pass / Don't Come1.36%
⚠️ MODERATE DRAIN (2–7%)
Place 5 / 94.00%
Buy 4 / 10 (vig on win)1.67%
Buy 4 / 10 (vig up front)4.76%
Place 4 / 106.67%
Field (3:1 on 12)2.78%
🚨 HIGH DRAIN (7%+)
Hard 6 / 89.09%
Hard 4 / 1011.11%
Any Craps11.11%
Horn 3 / 1111.11%
Horn 2 / 1213.89%
Any 7 / All Sevens16.67%
Easy Hops11.11%
Hard Hops13.89%
🏦 On a $50 average bet × 60 rolls/hr:
Pass only = ~$42/hr to the house
Mix in Any 7 = $500+/hr donated
PLAYABLE
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WALLET BALANCE
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CASHED OUT
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NET P&L
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TOTAL LOANS
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✦ POINT SET!
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PASS BET
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POINT
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COME BET
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